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Wilma and Pebbles

A redesign of the Flintstones characters based on Paleontological evidence of what people were around in the Ice Age, and where. So Pebbles is half neanderthal, half homo sapiens...and all rockhead. Hyeh hyeh hyeh!

What if the Flintstones were real?
Fred is a neanderthal, and Barney is a Denisovan pygmy. Dino is a Megalania with decorative paint over his muzzle and back. And on the grill is a australopithecine while Barney cuts some juicy moa steaks. Both Fred and Barney sport unique tribal hairstyles - Barney's naturally blonde afro is cut short, with the front gelled into spikes and a hair quill tucked in the back. Fred's hair is gelled with plant sap, and he is shaved.
Fred thinks these new-fangled ideas of worshiping many gods and having one leader instead of a elder council is complete BS. Barney just...well, Barney is Barney. "Times change, Fred. Not everybody's gonna follow one creator and pray to the ancestors, y'know? Hyuh hyuh hyuh!"

Fred and Barney discuss politics and religion over some beer and bbq.

Fred and Barney discuss politics and religion over some beer and bbq.